Southwest isn’t as fun since they quit doing bad drivers license contest.
Last time I got my license renewed, I complained that the picture was of poor quality.
“No problem, Sir! I can take another picture.” And he proceeded to do so.
“It’s no good. The color is all washed out of this one, too.” I complained again.
He just stared at me.
“Never mind. It’ll have to do.”
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I know what’s going on. My driver’s license picture is like the portrait of Dorian Gray. It keeps getting older and more decrepit.
I’m glad that’s not how I really look.