“He made her give him five kids”
I see haggling in this deal somewhere.
As well as lots and lots of bribery.
And a few “It’s not that bad” lines, or a “Just one more”.
Make sure he puts a smooth clearcoat surface on that garage floor, then spray Pledge on it when he’s not looking.
Send him back inside for the ancient dental tools.
He’ll do all kinds of contortions while sliding all over.
If I were privy to her email (if she has an addy) we may be able to work a deal. In the meantime, I’ll have to wait til another sib takes a dirt nap before I can say anything worth listening to.
In the meantime, my brother has a penchant for leaving folks hanging by them own selves. The silly boy.