Anoreth sounds like she is having quite the time!
This all reminds me of the TV commercial for Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World: “His mother has a tattoo that reads ‘Son’ “.
Hey! I should get that tattoo!!!
I’d need six of those, and there’d be no way to keep it from my mother. Besides, I swore a Blood Oath ... No tattoos, no motorcyle, never be a police officer, never work for the CIA. (Never be a teenage mother, but that “expired” in 1986.)