[WVNan]

Hey, thanks John. With the smoke candles I could find out where their entrances are. Where they are it’s impossible to find the “doors”. I’m afraid they have burrowed under the front porch. I don’t know if they will go under the concrete foundations or not. If they do, I will surely have to find a way to “smoke” them out. See how Freepers always have the answer to any problem. We have the smartest people in the world (and some of the not so smartest). (((((John)))))

[JustAmy]

May 27, 2010




Graphic by MamaBear

Pelicans

Don’t go to lunch with pelicans.
It isn’t very wise,
Although their stomach is quite small,
The mouth is twice its size!

And notice something else, my friend,
When they arrive to dine,
The purse they carry has no coins,
They’re paupers by design.

They’ll eat ‘til they can hold no more,
Then stuff more in their cheeks,
They’ll fill their doggy bags so tight,
It might just last for weeks.

So never dine with pelicans,
Whose appetite you can’t fill,
They won’t ever say a “Thank You!”
And who wants a great big bill?

NicknamedBob . . . . June 2, 2008
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