[jaycee]

I was opening one of the two lids to the dumpster (they're heavy tin so they don't flop in the wind), and the lid fell back down on my arm; got 3 of the most humongous bruises I've ever seen - one being right on the funnybone (but it isn't funny - it hurts!)

[Billie]

:) Thank you, jaycee. That is a cutie. :)