[Scythian]

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A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Okay, I will ...

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker. Upon reaching the hospital they discover he wasn't vacinated against H1N1 and then administer the missionary some big pharma drugs that don't work and he dies. If only he would have tried natural supplements. They notice a small note in the missionaries hand and it says only "There are trees on Mars" ...

[palmer]

Ok, I’m a little late to the thread, but I think a good title would be “Pit Bull Owned by Priest Attacks Mormon Missionary Shot by Cop at Wrong House”