Police: Woman bites man after being called fat

AP on SFGate.com ^ | 4/28/10 | AP

[NormsRevenge]

Lincoln, Neb. (AP) -- Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called "fat." ..

He told them that he'd been bitten at a party.

Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat.

Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.

Flood said the ear chunk was not found.

[BJClinton]

the ear chunk was not found

Well duh, she was hungry.

[Mashood]

She is clinically obese.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Maybe he was paying her a compliment, like “For a fat girl you don’t sweat a lot.”

[dfwgator]

"Are you calling me fat?"

[dashing doofus]

Damn. I was hoping this thread was about Michelle Obama. Those teeth would do some serious damage, especially if she was in one of her rages.

[DuncanWaring]

The Female of the Species (Rudyard Kipling).

[John-Irish]

Thank you. I’ve always wonder who it was that wrote this poem. It’s so true!