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Iceland's Revenge, I call it.
Lava? Don't be silly; I mean, even Rick Sanchez knows that you can't get Icelandic volcanoes so hot that you get lava. How the heck can you get hot lava under a glacier?
You really need to watch CNN so you can learn something, you know... You must be one of those racist, dumb teabaggers!
/sarc