OMG! Really? REALLY?!?!
How about... it doesn’t EXIST because the numbers were fudged!
This is too much!
Just wait for more.
Dear Bank:
I cannot account for the missing $50,000,000,000.00 that I know was in my bank account.
Your calculating instruments must be incorrect, and cannot account for it, but I know it is there.
Please adjust your current model, and my balance, accordingly.
Spinner.