Yeah, true but thats because I’m not a troll. Just a person who doesn’t believe the hype. Put down the cool aid.
Just to play devil’s avocate for a second - on a different site, a fellow held much the same position as yourself. Determined to prove his assertions, he went to his local AAPL Store and actually played with a real iPad. When he left, he said something like, “It is magical, amazing. I was wrong. See my new iPad?”
Just saying.