Michelle Obama Gets A Photoshop Facelift

jezebel.com ^ | April 9 2010 | jezebel

[Berlin_Freeper]

You have to admit, the First Lady does keep a good house. But the editors of Good Housekeeping seem to think she could could have a better face.

The May issue of the mag is a Special Collector's Issue, and not just because it's full of "home makeovers." No, you'll definitely want to hold on to this one, because Michelle's got a makeover too! The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.

[BossLady]

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[SampleMan]

Ever seen in the same room? Seriously.

[oneolcop]

Wow! I haven’t seen that image in a while. That movie scared the peewillies out of me. I think it was One step beyond or The twilight Zone decades ago.

[Dem Guard]

Geez, she almost looks human now! hehehehe!!

[YHAOS]

Who is the woman on the May cover of Good Housekeeping?

[a real Sheila]

I guess they photoshopped the removal of her trusty BBB (black boob belt).

[fso301]

The brightness of the teeth are not natural either.

Or their size. Notice the uppers from right to left.

[NMEwithin]

Fixed It:

[FreeMarketFred]

Patrick Ewing?

[Puppage]

What was the name of that movie????

[Puppage]

That’s not a forehead, that’s a Fivehead. Holy moly.

[sticker]

Almost as bad as this:

[angcat]

That was Trilogy of Terror with Karen Black.

[dead]

Here's another completely unaltered photograph of Michelle with some friends in the Rose Garden.

[windsorknot]

The image does not comport with the reality. This is part of an overall attempt to package and repackage the Obamas to sell a defective product.

[Shade_Trees_56]

“They really did a horrible job with Mrs. Obama. I’d dare say that an apology from whoever approved this sort of thing is in order.”

Who knows, this might be an inside joke?

Or does the magazine think ole barrel@ss Michelle is ugly and needed airbrushing?

[dead]

[philled]

I don’t see any of the photo editing techniques used on Michelle Obama that were used on images of Condi Rice. Are the people at GH racist?

[Shade_Trees_56]

Hmm, I see she was even wearing her boob belt in her skinnier days...interesting. BTW, she needs to return to the wigmaker in your photo...it’s a lot more realistic than her recent “hair hat” that she’s trying to pass off as her real hair.

Please Michelle, get yourself a good lace front!

[T. Buzzard Trueblood]