LOL!
Sounds like when my two brothers and I get together. One is never prepared enough for what passes as polite conversation when encountering the ‘Face Clan! Add one or two of the kids and those old enough to know better should have on an industrial strength pair of Depends!
People who don’t have vigorous opinions on all kinds of stuff are boring people, imo. If you can’t have a good shouting match about the Civil War, there’s nothing to do but watch TV.
Speaking of which, I’ve got “Reilly, Ace of Spies” on DVD. Zo-WIE! Sam Neill was gorgeous in 1980. The character is a sociopath, but he’s still nice to look at, and well dressed, too, since it’s like 1903.