BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Using the same logic, then, I guess “Nature” programmed him to be an idiot. Ahhhh! The possibilities are endless!!
Just repeating what he learned in public school. Anoreth will have him reprogrammed by the time the cruise is over ;-). I’m pretty sure Cousins is one of the guys she drags along with her on expeditions (also Stephenson and Hovel), so he’ll pay attention just to impress her.