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To: Lakeshark

183 posted on 04/06/2010 9:01:57 AM PDT by onyx (Facts don't matter. Proof not required. Anything goes! Racial slurs, death threats.....)
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To: onyx; Lazmataz
The only pick up line I've heard of that was worse than "SOUP":

In my early twenties, one of my best friends and another guy went out to a bar to look for members of the opposite gender (translation: they'd hit it!). My friend came back and told me the story. His description was hilarious (and pathetic). The other guy was a newly minted natural foods freak.

The story goes, there were a couple of unattached, good looking females they started talking to (translation: hitting), who were sort of interested (translation: receptive to hitting). My friend said he thought it was a done deal, until the other guy used his pick up line:

"You know, I eat seaweed."

Let's just say the moment turned a bit sour after that, the young ladies (hittees) no longer continued to linger at their table.

216 posted on 04/06/2010 9:10:56 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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