ROTFL!!
Reminds me of the stories about Mario Lanza back in the day. Mario ate his way through L.A. and got too fat to sing well.
One night Mario craved the roast beef from a particular deli at 3 a.m. Enraged that the deli was closed, he broke in and stole a 20 lb. roast beef, and purportedly ate it at one sitting.
Mario died young, at age 38, of food and alcohol abuse.