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Wowzersox I heart Wowzersox. Is there anything she can't sing?

Senor Garcia Dangit, I hate it when the Flambert is right. Total snooze fest.

Timmmmay Very charming. But it would have been much better without the syrup. (though I'm glad he skipped the falsetto...) With a little help in the production department, this could become really nice.

Lee Ooooh, I do likey that little bit of gravel in his voice. It was entertaining; had good energy. I liked it!

Yoda Boy I wanted to like it, but really I hated it. It made me stabby, so I whacked some people in Mafia Wars to get it out of my system.

Siobhan Sporting more 80's big hair. I didn't love the performance too much, baby. I spent the whole time trying to find a pic of an 80's new-wave rocker with that hair. There is a name... just on the edge of my brain, and I can't think of it. Urgh.

Big Mike could crush Flambert with his pinky. In the Ghetto? Ohgoodgrief. But other than it being a bit rushed, it wasn't awful. In a Yugo...

Katie McPhee Her getup looks like Michael Jackson collided with a rap star collided with more trashy jersey shore hair. Ironic, fun little song, but boy she grates on my nerves.

Fluffy is yummmay. I do love his blusey edge. I'm with Simon though: Nice vocal, forgettable song.

Can't go home fast enough: Garcia; followed closely by Yoda Boy

Best of the night were Wowzer and Lee

My order:

Lee: best of the night. He needs only to connect a bit more with the audience, but he is getting there. Great sound to his voice, and he is entertaining.

Bowersox: Second best. Very entertaining and nearly as good as Lee but maybe I just expected MORE from her because she is so good. Couldn’t she have moved her feet a tad, even hooked up to an electric guitar? Standing so stock still, it’s just not all the way there to being a performer. She’s got the voice, but she needs to make a little more of herself.

Big Mike: Hate the song, but he did an excellent job with it. I personally do not think that just because you have a baby in the Ghet-to, you need a helping hand. But he’s an amazing singer, it can’t be denied.

Casey: He was good but not as great as the last two weeks. HATE his hair pulled back. He has a wonderful quality to his voice.

Yoda: He was darling. I really liked how he came out of his shell and tried to Elvis it up. He’s got a great big voice, and he is only 16. he may be leaving us but I believe he did his best and has been growing every week.

Katie: While she bugs me ALWAYS due to her phony attitude, she did a great job with this song and her anger within it. I liked her performance and I usually don’t.

Chiffon: Her lack of brains is affecting her singing. She didn’t get it when she was CLEARLY told weeks ago to STOP that first half slow and low, second half all scream. She can’t stop doing it. One trick pony. Hair done up like an Old Jewish Grandma after a salon visit. Weird business suit with huge cutouts all over her body showing her skin, boots same thing. She likes being weird, but at least Lambert is weird AND SMART. Too bad, because she has got quite a voice.

Turban: I just don’t get him. I expect glitter to come out of his mouth like on toothpaste commercials each time he opens a cheesy smile. His voice sucks. His sincerity toward his 14-yr-old female audience seems fake. He’s in his zone and maybe he does get a Disney Channel show after this.

Andrew: I am sorry I ever liked him for one second. He can’t make anything happen. He has a great quality to his voice, but he has no self-awareness or maybe no brains, because he cannot seem to use his voice for good in the world.