What should the next Congress force Democrats to buy?

[redbaiter]

Assuming that the shoe is on the other foot come January, and given that we have established that Congress can force people to buy things, what should the next Congress force Democrats to buy?

Handguns?

A copy of the Constitution?

Incontinence aids? (These would be taxable medical devices, remember)

Untreated pine boards? Turnips? Spittle?

Your ideas below, please.

[blau993]

Testosterone injections.

[glaseatr]

For Barney Frank, we tie his ass to a chair and parade female porn stars in front of him all day and all night.

I figure that would gross him out and he'll lose his mind.

[redbaiter]

How about making them buy the US tax code (on recycled paper of course, or an electronic copy), at 5 cents a word? To take effect one year later, to allow plenty of time for bipartisan efforts to simplify the code. I'm a uniter after all, not a divider.

Or we could make them buy the steel and barbed wire for the border fence.

[conservative_crusader]

Barney Frank has a mind?

[kcvl]

A FREAKING CLUE!

[betsy1949]

The first thing we should demand of them would be taking an equal part in their own health care monstrosity. No exemptions for congress, president, or staff. If they have to use it themselves, it might make it easier to repeal.

[ROTB]

Buy? Repeal!

Note the tagline.

[glaseatr]

As twisted as it is...yes I think he has one.

But then again I could be wrong as my wife will remind me from time to time.