[wolfcreek]

My Wife looked up what worked for *required* in the last census.

We answered the first 3 questions (probably should of done just 2) and can’t wait to see if the census worker want’s to talk Constitution.

[Dead Corpse]

God help the census worker that comes to my place while I'm home.

[Ro_Thunder]

1. The actual number of people living at the address printed on the form, excluding untaxed Native Americans;
2. Age of each person in accordance with US Const. Amendment XIV, Section 2.
3. Sex of each person, in accordance with US Const. Amendment XIV, Section 2.

I did include my cell phone. For race, I added ‘homo sapiens sapiens’.