[AnotherUnixGeek]

I just want a basic job, like working at a supermarket or ANYTHING.

Why? You're in your early 20s and in college - make use of your college's career center and find a paying internship related to your major. Make some money, gain college credit from the internship and start building up real-world experience in the field you're interested in. If you can't find a paying internship, don't be afraid to try a non-paying internship for a few months - you can build up valuable experience and if you're good the company will likely want to keep you on for pay. At worst, you'll walk away with something real to list on your resume.

[BenKenobi]

I did that for all the while I was in school. Made contacts and while I’m not working for them now, have given me plenty of business in the past.