[RegulatorCountry]

"I have absolutely no expertise in this field, but I can guarantee you that it is not human!" says Eugene Erlich, a local college student who has been videotaping the lights.

Yes, Eugene, it's safe to say that a pulsating light zipping around over Lake Erie is not human. Humans don't emit a pulsating light. Heck, they can't even fly, let alone zip around.

Duh.

Good thing rocket scientist Eugene's college was not named. It saved them some embarassment.

[The Comedian]

Humans don't emit a pulsating light. Heck, they can't even fly, let alone zip around.

Speak for yourself.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Kickass Conservative]

I'll bet you a dollar to a donut that Eugene is an Obamabot.