And never do it indoors.
Hmmmmmmmm......
Don’t forget to stash a change of clothes nearby. Take the clothes worn when the deed was done and stuff them into a metal can half filled with kerosene. Be careful to not leave any fingerprints. Be sure to wear long sleeved shirts and pants. Cover any exposed skin that contains hair. Shower well prior to committing the deed and use a quality skin lotion to avoid sloughing off skin cells that could be detected by forensics. Do not sweat or allow spittle or your own blood to remain at the scene.
Not that I know a danged thing about such stuff.
;-)
OJ?
1. Pay off cops.
2. Claim racism.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
One of the great things about FR is the wealth of experience that FReepers display in their posts.
This has to be some kind of joke, Right?
Remember, the successful murder is one in which nobody beleives a murder has been committed. I heard that in a movie once.
Access to a crematorium is a big plus.
Murder is a choice! Best give some thought to Heaven and hell now cause if you murder there will be no place to hide for eternity. This thread needs to be considered whether it is worth contemplating.
Apparently the folks here have some nightmares .... times are tough but what needs to be considered is character.
Tigen
1. Only kill a stranger - well over 80% of all murders are committed by a person who knew the victim; stranger murders have the lowest solve rate of violent crimes.
2. Destroy any items that were worn or used before, during or after the murder.
3. Do not keep a souvenir from the murder (for budding serial killers).
4. Always remember Locard’s Transfer Theory - every place you go you will leave something and take something with you, no matter how small. Plan a murder in an incredibly dirty area where finding the small amount you leave would be incredibly difficult - immediately after, remove all clothing (including shoes) before entering any area that can be tied to you (car, home, office, etc).
5. Don’t commit a murder in the first place!!!!
you can never share the fact you did with anyone...
A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body.
One of the first things I learned in my college criminology class was that criminals’ IQs are statistically well below average. There actually aren’t that many evil geniuses out there.