Obummer is which viral quantum particle :
[Choose your best answer]
a. a virus
b. a Barry-on quark lepton
c. an infirm Fermion with a half-ast spin
d. has no charm,
e. up is down
f. really strange
g. his bottom is his top
h. a muon moron
i. electroweak
j. a Tachyon with an imaginary brain
k. thinks a boson is a sailor
l. a glueball
m. a Polariton polarizing the USA
n. Magnon the Magnificent
o. a plekton [brain full of plankton]
p. a WIMP [(weakly interacting massive pinhead]
q. a po-moron, an elastic scatterbrain
r. a skyrmoron, a pie-on-the eye idiot
s. a gallstone boson, a massless excitation of a field
that has been spontaneously broken, a broken choral
spin
t.an instanton, a local minimum of action.
u. a dyon, a hypothetical birth certificate
v. a geon, a wave of the future which is held together in a
confined brain region by the gravitational attraction of
its own field energy. [Stuck on Himself]
w. an inflaton,the generic name for an unidentified scalar
sap responsible for the cosmic inflation and recession.
x. a spurion, inserted into an spin-violating
decay in order to analyze it as though it conserved
spin jobs.
y. a luxon - travels in luxury at the speed of light and
doesnt` give a darn about the masses but is banned
from the Luxor.
z. a tardyon- always a year late creating PHONEY SAVED
jobs, but travels everywhere and has a 20%
unemployment rate
0bama is a proponent of the Grand Unified Theory of statism, which holds that all matter (including people) consists of tiny strings which must be made to vibrate in sympathy with the Great Teleprompter. The GT is allowed to hold superpositions (”I respect the free market,” and “I want to socialize everything”), but the strings must resonate in perfect unison with its latest pronouncement. Certain strings (down strings) must convey “taxons” to the GT, while others (up strings) absorb taxons and convert them into useless energy, in keeping with the Second Law of Statism.