[JRandomFreeper]

I can’t think of a damn reason why an inter-galactic being would have more than a passing interest in us, our activities, or any materials present on Earth.

Don't kid yourself. They want our beer. Especially Shiner Bock. Damn aliens.

/johnny

[Spike Knotts]

Ok, well if you were trying to freak me out, you did it. I’ve got ten gallons of homebrew in two carboys sitting over in the corner. I’ll pull the airlock and kick them both over while firing wildly into the air before I’ll hand over my beautiful yeast cultures.