[retrokitten]

if you are lost in the woods in the rain, and need to build a fire, a bag of Fritos makes amazingly good kindling.

The oil in the Fritos burns for ages, enough to dry out some sticks and get the fire going.

But then your fire smells like feet? (Fritos smell like feet to me)

[Yaelle]

I can not bear the smell of Fritos when pregnant.

But for all the trashy bagged snacks, they are the only one with only three ingredients, each one pronounceable.