The Chinese really took off and ran with that ‘eunuch’ thing.
Nuttin’ ventured, nuthin’ gained.
[denoement to old joke alert] “I’ve only felt pain twice. I was out hunting, slipped on some leaves, fell across a bear trap, and it snapped down, right on my privates.”
“That’s horrifying! What was the other time?”
“When I came to the end of the chain.”