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14 posted on 03/01/2010 7:40:33 AM PST by JustAmy (Republicans think everyday is July 4th. Democrats think everyday is April 15th.)
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To: JustAmy

I love that graphic, Amy. Flowers sprinkled with snow. I hope we are on the verge of Spring!


21 posted on 03/01/2010 8:42:57 AM PST by yorkie ("I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born." Ronald Reagan)
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To: JustAmy

You got that right! LOL or SIGH!!!!


36 posted on 03/01/2010 11:18:34 AM PST by tiapam
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To: JustAmy

So pretty, Amy!


60 posted on 03/01/2010 3:50:43 PM PST by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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To: All

”Locker Room Call”
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

MAN: “Hello.”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$60,000.”

MAN: “Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”


82 posted on 03/01/2010 6:03:47 PM PST by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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To: JustAmy

Oh, this is so pretty, Amy, and I know that most of us ARE ready for Spring. Also know winter is not ready to give it up yet.


117 posted on 03/02/2010 9:35:30 AM PST by Billie
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To: JustAmy

Oh, this is so pretty, Amy, and I know that most of us ARE ready for Spring. Also know winter is not ready to give it up yet.


118 posted on 03/02/2010 9:35:32 AM PST by Billie
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