Top 10 Signs the Health Care Debate is NOT going well

Vanity | 2/25/10 | Self

[mware]

Knowing that it is going to cost me several decades of the Rosary when I speak to my priest about my thoughts during this summit.

[capacommie]

the problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people’s money, that’s when stage 2 cannibalism/socialism begins

[TigerBait]

Pelosi votes against it when she finds out face lifts aren’t covered.

Dems find out anecdotes aren’t sufficient justification for major policy change.

[apillar]

Obama’s back to his presidential debate tactic of cutting off anybody that quotes valid polls or reliable proven facts with No! No! That's Not True! No! Not Valid! without saying why it isn't true or even addressing the fact at all.

[wbill]

Nancy Pelosi’s eyes have bulged out of their sockets!

Oh, she always looks like that....

[mware]

Louise Slaughter offer only used once, denture program for the American public.

[dblshot]

Joe Biden flipping triangle shaped footballs through goal posts fingers of Health and Human Services Secretary Katherine Sebelius.

[dblshot]

Obama contemplating red pill or blue pill.

[capacommie]

Obama has resorted to full on coersion...

Meet me in my limo

back seat

[sodpoodle]

Shep thouted inthults at Thune.

[albie]

That lady just swallowed her dead sisters teeth.

[Pan_Yan]

1) Michelle starts asking senators what their BMI is.
2) Barry asks for a 15 minute smoke break four times an hour.
3) After two hours three more democrats have announced they will not run for reelection.
4) The Aflac duck keeps interrupting Senator Harkin.
5) Republicans give Harry Reid a bills for $38,247 for the carbon offsets necessary to print the bill just once.
6) Fox News breaks the story that all the letters from sick children read by the Democrats were written by Ellie Light.
7) Kim Jong Il calls Obama’s health care bill “a little extreme”.
8) By the end of the day even John McCain has stopped calling every Democrat ‘my friend’.
9) Andrew Stern calls Obama out of the room and tells him to take the purple t shirt off.
10) Intrade rates the health care bill a worse bet than Rachael Maddow making the ‘Sexiest Woman’ list this year.

[longtermmemmory]

red pill or blue pill.

Obama is just another Agent Smith.

[optiguy]

Chuck Norris doesn’t want it.

[pnut22]

Aflac duck.... lol

[Yorlik803]

Over heard from the summit “ So’s your old lady”.
Israel and Iran offer to mediate.

[roses of sharon]

#1....SHEP SMITH HAS MELTDOWN ON AIR THIS AFTERNOON!

[eclecticEel]

3) After two hours three more democrats have announced they will not run for reelection.

LOL

[macrahanish #1]

Really,really funny!!!

[Pan_Yan]

Thank you.