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To: ArrogantBustard
Nothing like LGM in a flying saucer, though ...

If I ever come upon an alien interstellar spacecraft, with aliens standing outside, they are going to experience a spaceship jacking at gunpoint. That baby will be mine!
22 posted on 02/25/2010 10:00:17 AM PST by ZX12R
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To: ZX12R
LGM land their flying saucer in East LA.

First think they meet is the Crips ...

"Take me to your leader ..."

Instead, Jose, Luis and Manuel jack them up and go for a joyride in the saucer ....

Take it from there ...

26 posted on 02/25/2010 10:03:41 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ZX12R
If I ever come upon an alien interstellar spacecraft, with aliens standing outside, they are going to experience a spaceship jacking at gunpoint. That baby will be mine!

To pull this off, you should use a 9mm Luger pistol. In tests in which gelatin was used to simulate human flesh, the Luger performed better than the .45 auto. Therefore, it should strike terror into the hearts of the Jello monsters from outer space.

32 posted on 02/25/2010 10:27:12 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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