Your B.S. is much more impressive then mine.
Years of practice...BUT it was what you wrote that inspired me. A confabulist without a muse is just a dirty old man.
Further on Per-peri-kon:
“Per” from “pere” = father.
“peri” from both “peregrin” and “Periannath”
Thus, the Perperikon is the ancestral home of Hobbits.
Much, MUCH earlier in their history, a degenerate branch either migrated, or was taken as captives, to the island of Flores in Malaysia, where their remains have been part of a raging scientific debate.
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