You beat me to it...in response, I can only say that Major Ed Dames has already seen all of this, and he’ll be happy to teach you his remote viewing techniques for only $200. If you don’t believe me, just tune in to Coast-to-Coast am with George Noory. If I recall correctly, Dames says the pending apocalypse is related to some celestial body passing in close proximity to teh earth.
Junk like this article is one reason I stopped writing for the Examiner. They make the late, lamented “Weekly World News” look like the Wall Street Journal, in terms of truth and accuracy.