[ShadowAce]

My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison; to this day he still isn’t a free mason.

[ShadowAce]

There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.

[Yorlik803]

My Aunt was a Nun til my uncle got in the habit....