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Happy Valentines Day My FReeper FRiends!
Bill Clinton went into the hospital after 3 days of thinking something was amiss because his daily med states very clearly “seek medical help if your condition persists for more than 4 hours.”
Patrick Kennedy said he will not run again... he prefers to stagger into office same as he does every other day.
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(In before they poll this one)
Coworker went into the men’s room to use the facility. While he was on the throne, his security badge somehow managed to work itself off its lanyard. Naturally it dropped right between his legs and into the toilet, going straight to the bottom of the bowl. Now he has a dilemma, fish it out or go to Security and report what happened in order to get a new badge, thus becoming company legend. He opts for the former. He sits for another moment, bracing himself for what he must do. He rolls up his sleeve, preparing himself to, literally, dig around in cr@p. Once he gets his nerve up, he stands up and turns around, only to hear “shloooosh”. He’s forgotten it’s an automatic flush toilet...
Now he has to go and report a lost security badge to Security and try to explain why he shouldn’t have to wait the normal 5 days to get a new one, because he’s pretty sure this one isn’t going to be found.
So...how was YOUR day?
Thanks, I’m a little late but I needed a laugh! Happy Valentine’s Day!