Have you or any member of your family ever been bitten by a moose? I hear they can be nasty.
Bitten by a moose? Yeah, that happens like every day. When I’m going to my classes there is usually a moose standing in the middle of the road biting passer-byes. Because that’s just what mooses do.
Seriously though, I’ve only seen a moose at the zoo. We’ve hunted all of our animals for two thousand years so even the bears and wolves are pretty shy.