[The Comedian]

A piece of sage advice from our expert marketing guy to us code jockeys regarding a bug in the product:

"Probably a bit wrong somewhere."

Thanks, genius.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Pavegunner72]

Pilot to Co-Pilot in a helo at 150kts and 100ft AGL: “Uh, I thought YOU were flying?”