[missnry]

True Sea Story:
Reporting aboard a Navy Destroyer as an Electronics Technician. The chief is going through all the broken equipment stating how bad things are and replies, “I don’t know if you’re married or got a girlfriend but you might as well tell her you are screwing some whore cause you ain’t gettin’ off this ship til we get this equipment up and runnin’.”

[El Gran Salseron]

“True Sea Story:
Reporting aboard a Navy Destroyer as an Electronics Technician. The chief is going through all the broken equipment stating how bad things are and replies, “I don’t know if you’re married or got a girlfriend but you might as well tell her you are screwing some whore cause you ain’t gettin’ off this ship til we get this equipment up and runnin’.”

Now I can honestly say that that sea story is one that I believe! ROFL

[mad_as_he$$]

All god sea stories start with “So, There I was. I $hit you not.....” At least that is what that Chief told me.