Geeze, lighten up. I’s just a shaggy sheep story, that tried to pull the wool over a few eyes. It is called “humor”.
...and it’s at least as sound a “theory” as Gorebull Warming.
Geeze, usually when we want to say something “humorous” in a sarcastic way (pretending to be serious), we had /sarc at the end.
There are enough dum-bells on here that one never knows, otherwise.
But, if you want your humor to continue to be taken seriously, then, by all means, continue to leave it out.