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To have a little fun at Patrice Lumumba Obongo's expense, I would have her begin her address to a large audience. First, they would bring in two large teleprompters, Obama-style, at the dais for Sarah. Coming on stage as announced, she would adore the usual rip-roaring cheers for the three or four minutes, then start into the speech; but STOP suddenly, pause silently for effect (with a quizzical look on her face), then look upset and turn to the side offstage and say "look, would you guys get these two things out of here, they're bothering me, I can't see and speak directly to the People!". Two assistants rush up like Kabuki assistants changing a set, and hurredly take the teleprompters down to a thunderous, packed house of laughter and then sustained applause, with a few guffaws still heard as they settle down and she gets into the speech. That would tear The One a new one.