Well...that...or your mind is full of childish notions that I put away long ago.
“Maybe I’ve never experienced such things because they fear me, and know I’ll kick their asses.”
Or maybe it’s because your skepticism is taking you to Hell with no effort on their part, and they don’t want to take the chance that messing with you might wake you to your peril.
Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake, as they say.