Get a clue! Chickens can't fly worth a damn. Switch to duck, and check back in 2070.
Yet another huge argument against evolution. Chickens started out as a 1-lb jungle fowl and were bred into a 7-lb meat animal but still have the 1-lb bird’s wings. You’d think it would be easy for some small number of them to evolve wings adequate for the 7-lb bird and start flying better, but it never happens. In real life, there’s no such thing as gaining new functionality on a macro level.