[OrangeHoof]

You should be heavily plastered if you watch the entire evening so might I suggest a designated driver or having handy the number for a taxi company should you play this game away from home. The gamemaster is not responsible for incidents that may occur while watching such as projectile vomiting or damage from items reflexively tossed at the television screen. Check with your doctor first to make sure you are healthy enough to play this drinking game.

[AFreeBird]

Just to simplify things, why don't you just make it when he says "I".

We ought to be pretty plastered 5 minutes in.

[TalonDJ]

Keep it simple. Every time he says ‘I’. I guarantee you will be wasted.

[stboz]

May it be suggested that the personal pronoun “I” be excluded from coverage lest we have a nationwide drunkfest?

[TOTUS]

Is there a pool for how many times he looks at one teleprompter to another?

[Charles Henrickson]

"Let me be clear"
"Uh . . ."
"I LIE!"

[crusty old prospector]

What about a “shout out” to a bogus SEIU plant sitting in the balcony by his Mrs. that is practicing a sustainable, organic existence in Taos, New Mexico and who voted twice for George W. Bush?

[absolootezer0]

i’ll post these rules at my bar, and see how many people i can get to play.