Is that LAZERBLAST??
The weapon of the future can be found right here and now. Desiged by Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg, this is a renaissance weapon for the renaissance man. It’s light and ideal for easy carrying. It contains smart ammo, which means if you hit the target with one shot, all subsequent shots will lead back to that original target regardless of the direction you’re firing. The gun also contains a rocket launcher, dart gun, flame thrower, net launcher, and Zorg’s personal favorite, the freezing capabilities which help your target sympathize with Chilly Willy. In the event of capture, Zorg added a kamikaze feature in the form of a little red button, which if pressed, activates the automatic self destruct device taking the enemy down with you. There is no weapon more dynamic, more effective, or more innovative than this latest addition to the Zorg Industries catalog.
I thought I was the only one who remembered that movie.