Two bulls were in the field when a trailer pulled up with the new bull.An old bull and a young bull.
The new bull was huge and mean.
The old bull looked at the new bull and said: “He looks like a nice feller, he can have some of my cows”.
The young bull started pawing the ground, snorting, and tossing his head.
The old bull said “are you nuts? look at the size of him boy. The young bull replied “I have and I want him to know I’m a bull”.
Took a second try, but LOL!
You got that from Jerry Clower.