Why do I have to be here? Like a give a crap about that moron's Biden's mother. Nobody's paying attention to me here. I can't believe people are sucking up to Slow Joe more than me. And that G-D protocol officer of mine didn't brief me what I do when these stupid Catholics kneel or jump up and how am I supposed to know if I'm to take communion from that stupid priest? Boy, am I gonna fry her when I get back from this godforsaken burg. Even Michelle is taking attention from me. Why'd the old hag pick now to get a new hairdo . . . .
Well you got me sitting here laughing.