[HalfFull]

Remember to write in “American” for “race” in your census form

I was thinking about answering that one with "human". Would the census police haul me away?

[floriduh voter]

They are allegedly going to fine people if they goof on the census form but look at how they don’t know how to do anything. Just keep in mind how stupid big brother actually is. They wont have the manpower to enforce fines, etc. I’m going to be an other and I really RESENT that there’s a phone number inquiry. Why do they need that? They can have my area code but that’s it.