LOLOL!!
That was embarrassing.
Between the Bridge Jumper girl and the I Died Three Times guy, they pretty much reinforced every Southern stereotype :)
BTW, when was toothpaste banned in Tennessee?? I haven't seen that much yellow since I opened a can of hominy.
Lol, for all you know that could have been hominy, superglued into the gums! Yes the teeth were bad, must be all that sweet tea we drink down here.