[The Comedian]

The worst movie I have ever seen, by far, is ‘Manos: The Hands of Fate.’ It makes Plan 9 look like Citizen Kane.

We are deep into MST3K territory here, gentlemen.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Ted Grant]

“You have failed us, Torgo.”