He was taken to the hospital unconscious. Car window smashed, car crashed. Apparently she lied to the police that she used the golf club to rescue him.
I exaggerated?
He was zonked out on Ambien and alcohol, crashed the car and popped his face on the dash.
Yes, you exaggerate and in a very hysterical way.
BTW, the neighbor said Tiger was snoozing in the street. He was not unconscious.