Er...no, Al's warming didn't happen.
Wha?
But they had data, nice movies, and those cool hockey stick charts that said it did!
I mean, with all that nice government funding, why would they lie about something like that?
You've destroyed my faith in Science™ and turned me into a cynic!
WHAAAAAAAAA!
Say, you might be onto something...
I wonder what
else those government funded Scientists™
have lied are lying about...
You don't suppose that wherever there is large amounts of money to be made off of government funding, there will also be fraud and fudged numbers, do you?
If the facts were being stretched, would we know about it without some snitch releasing incriminating evidence?