You can blame Nick Park for the WereRabbits. I had nothing to do with it.
I'm trying to put together Dragons.
This is not an easy task, like inserting the luciferase gene into tobacco plants so that you get a cigarette that lights itself.
No, my project is much more ambitious. I want to create a docile but capable creature which eats grass, ferments it into alcohol, and uses that alcohol in a biological internal combustion engine to fly!
So we need genes and gene sequences from goats, bats, crocodiles, electric eels, Gila monsters, dinosaurs, eagles, giraffes, spitting cobras, wallabies, sharks, elephants, geese, and a few odd ones as well.
I think I'm going to need a really big cauldron too, and some help with stirring it ...
(Happy New Year, everybody! "Peculiar Humor" projects getting under way without delay.)
I really need to scan my sketch of Cthulhu Bunny...
Don’t look at me with phosphene in your eyes....I ain’t stirrin’ nothin’ that dissolve the stirrer.