[parsifal]

I need to write a country song about Orly:

What part of “dismissed” don’t yah understand.
You filed no appeal, you get no remand.....
“With prejudice” means yah cain’t refile...
So just go pull some teeth for a while...

Yah cain’t do “pro-cedure” if you ain’t a pro.
When the Judge says “dismissed” that’s meaning “no.”
You cain’t put a pulled tooth back in your head.
Yah cain’t transfer a case when it is dead.

Chorus:

So what part of “sanctions”, don’t you understand.
When you ain’t got “standing”, you cain’t stand.
Yor legal fanny has done got “tanned”
The Court’s has charged you twenty grand. . .

parsy, who says “O da li da la da lady whooooo”

[PAR35]

I need to write a country song about Orly:

Wait a little longer, and you might be able to add a stanza about a visit to the crossbar motel.

But you are off to a good start.